It’s 11:30 pm and I need raw cookie dough like I need air in my lungs.
I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna drive to Wal-Mart at midnight in my pajamas and buy a roll of cookie dough because I’m an adult with my own money who gets to make his own decisions.
I am so, so proud of you.
When kids ask me what its like to be an adult, I will show them this post. Thank you.
Anonymous said: Supernatural fandom u ok?
MY MOM HAS THIS NASTY THING WITH HER EYES RIGHT
WELL ANYWAY SHE HAD EYEDROPS
BUT THEY GAVE HER EYE AN ALLERGIC REACTION
AND IT CAUSED HER EYE TO GLOW IN THE DARK
AND SHE SAYS SHE ACTUALLY HAD GREEN/PURPLE NIGHT VISION
MY MOMS COOLER THAN YOURS DOES UR MUM HAVE NIGHTVISION? NO DIDNT THINK SO
This could be the weirdest superhero origin story.
My sister just asked me “what’s a motto?” Now, my favorite movie is The Lion King and when I was younger I watched it as much as I could, almost endlessly. So of course without thinking I reply back with “Nothin’ what’s a motto with you?” It was perfect!! I’m still giggling!